She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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