I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
40s are totally the cure
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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