a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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