just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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