At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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