What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
