what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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