You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
false alarm. still invincible.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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