how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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