im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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