please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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