The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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