she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
home. puking in laundry basket.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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