You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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