we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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