We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
