it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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