So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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