Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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