that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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