Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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