my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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