Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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