i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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