Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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