# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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