oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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