its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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