i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
His hands were made for my vagina.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
that is very illegal...i love you.
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