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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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