she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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