Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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