I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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