I need help removing her.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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