I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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