That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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