Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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