I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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