He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
nutella sex= disaster
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize
