No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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