Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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