good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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