Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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