Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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