so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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