a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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