Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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