i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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