Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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