Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm eating all of the evidence.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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