did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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