My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
