That's intense
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
