Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We're too hungover to prance.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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