Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
