i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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